NY Girl of my dreams is giving me nightmares

Machine Gun Fellatio can make a song out of that..
A smart dude by the name of Patrick made up a website trying to find a chick who caught his eye on a New York train.

At first, people thought it was a marketing gimmick. But it wasn’t – it was just a really simple way (when you think about it) to find a girl he thought was attractive and didn’t have the courage to say anything to her on the crowded train. Don’t you hate it when nerves kick in?

In that case – my dream girl is short, hourglass figure, long brown hair, has an olive complexion, nice rack, and talks on her phone all the time about casinos and whales… you seen her?

Oh nevermind – I found her in Las Vegas…




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Lover of Australian pop culture, comedy, and obscurities. Works in Australian media, enjoys a beer or three. Happily married to an American.

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