So, Frozen Oak is a thing now

A slurpee, it ain’t.

In what appears to be a clever marketing gimmick by the people at Parmalat, we have a new form of brain-freeze.

While every single petrol station is usually dominated by a frozen beverage machine that only works when you don’t need it, there now is a new option of drink available.

The OAK flavoured milk division have released Frozen Oak, which upfront, looks simply like a thickshake machine.

At this present time, it’s only available at selected Caltex petrol stations in Sydney (Luddenham, Wyong, Rose Bay, Bondi, Beresfield, Neutral Bay, Northmead, East Maitland & North Ryde). But it’s first come – first serve…

You can hear more about this ‘sensation’ via Channel 7. But if you’re that desperate for a thickshake, Domino’s Pizza is still offering their $5.95 versions.




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